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If you’re like most of the great unwashed, you probably have no idea how to watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Oh yeah, sure, you’ve worked out the part about facing towards the TV, with your eyes open, without a saucepan clamped over your head obscuring the view, yeah, fine, have a fucking medal love. I’m talking about the thoughts that float through your mind as you watch. Do you even know what a metaphor is? It’s something very clever and important, like me. So just read everything I write, and you will then at last know what you ought to be thinking when you watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer.